Yaktitnullfetgemlimcubbaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, omnipotent skunk.

Yaktitnullfetgemlimcubbaf created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yaktitnullfetgemlimcubbaf, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yaktitnullfetgemlimcubbaf, he will come to you in dreams.

Yaktitnullfetgemlimcubbaf's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Yaktitnullfetgemlimcubbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Erect six nickel sculptures of Yaktitnullfetgemlimcubbaf on top of important buildings.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Run away from fawn grasshopers, for they are unholy.