Faghognadnatzodcedbassnull Flatpagfubgess is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, proud whale.

Faghognadnatzodcedbassnull Flatpagfubgess created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Faghognadnatzodcedbassnull Flatpagfubgess, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Faghognadnatzodcedbassnull Flatpagfubgess, it will laugh at you.

Faghognadnatzodcedbassnull Flatpagfubgess' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Faghognadnatzodcedbassnull Flatpagfubgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.