Fossrulrot is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent toad.

Fossrulrot created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fossrulrot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fossrulrot, she will not care at all.

Fossrulrot's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Fossrulrot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing blue shirts.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Fossrulrot on top of all buildings.