Stiggupzim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, clever hippopotamus.

Stiggupzim created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stiggupzim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stiggupzim, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stiggupzim's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Stiggupzim's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stiggupzim.

2. Never paint your chest purple.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Do not take Stiggupzim's name in vain.

5. Always help sick eagles.