Himjipgad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, overgenerous crocodile.

Himjipgad created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himjipgad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Himjipgad, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Himjipgad's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Himjipgad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Never write about solid mechanics.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.