Paskabven is a god.

She takes the form of a small, benevolent meerkat.

Paskabven created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Paskabven, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Paskabven, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Paskabven's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Paskabven's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near nematodes while wearing indigo trousers and balancing six silicon spheres on your neck.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Do not take Paskabven's name in vain.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.