Wablimjip is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, sapient goat.

Wablimjip created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Wablimjip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wablimjip, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wablimjip's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Wablimjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Never hurt aardvarks.

5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.