Jentomtarp is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, all-powerful dragon.

Jentomtarp created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Jentomtarp, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jentomtarp, it will turn you into a slug.

Jentomtarp's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Jentomtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Jentomtarp on top of all buildings.

5. Always take life seriously.