Fomtunfat is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering lion.

Fomtunfat created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fomtunfat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fomtunfat, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fomtunfat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Fomtunfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Fomtunfat on top of all buildings.