Dossdudbom is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, grumpy fly.

Dossdudbom created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossdudbom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dossdudbom, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dossdudbom's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dossdudbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help ants.