Baflargnarlpib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest centaur.

Baflargnarlpib created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baflargnarlpib, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Baflargnarlpib, she will try to impress you with trees.

Baflargnarlpib's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Baflargnarlpib's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Always help bats.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about black holes.