Narwadomt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, annoying deer.

Narwadomt created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narwadomt, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Narwadomt, it will turn you into a mole.

Narwadomt's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Narwadomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look after injured seals.

3. Voles are not to be trusted.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Never talk about fire.