Pondanflan is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, merciless elephant.

Pondanflan created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pondanflan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pondanflan, she will have a low opinion of you.

Pondanflan's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Pondanflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed garlic to sharks while wearing ear rings.

5. Never bounce near monkeys.