Bimhiglam is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, vain dragonfly.

Bimhiglam created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimhiglam, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimhiglam, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Bimhiglam's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bimhiglam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Bimhiglam must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.