Matmanrot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered giraffe.

Matmanrot created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matmanrot, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Matmanrot, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Matmanrot's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Matmanrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Matmanrot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near ants while wearing blue shorts and balancing seven titanium spheres on your arms.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Matmanrot loves sheep, so they must be respected.