Mifwabnig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, intelligent crane.

Mifwabnig created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifwabnig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mifwabnig, he will destroy your home planet.

Mifwabnig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Mifwabnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.