Binvilpid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome octopus.

Binvilpid created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binvilpid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Binvilpid, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Binvilpid's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Binvilpid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Never feed lots of beans to snakes while wearing magenta trousers.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never go into violet rooms.