Zanhitfut is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, fussy manatee.

Zanhitfut created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanhitfut, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zanhitfut, she will send you a sign.

Zanhitfut's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zanhitfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not take Zanhitfut's name in vain.

3. Do not hurt otters.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.