Yatliplim is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Yatliplim created silver six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatliplim, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yatliplim, he will turn you into a rat.

Yatliplim's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yatliplim's Holy Commandments

1. Yatliplim loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always obey Yatliplim's priests.