Nakdibbenhotzag is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable mole.

Nakdibbenhotzag created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakdibbenhotzag, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nakdibbenhotzag, she will turn you into a puffin.

Nakdibbenhotzag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nakdibbenhotzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Put Nakdibbenhotzag first in all things.