Dagdaddogquafvig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring jackal.

Dagdaddogquafvig created the Andromeda Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagdaddogquafvig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dagdaddogquafvig, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dagdaddogquafvig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Dagdaddogquafvig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Hide if eight mites approach from the west.

5. Never jump in the presence of porpoises.