Yarlgonlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying chinchilla.

Yarlgonlarp created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Yarlgonlarp, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yarlgonlarp, she will destroy your favourite star.

Yarlgonlarp's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Yarlgonlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near voles while wearing cyan jumpers and balancing eight carbon spheres on your head.

3. Never hurt moths.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Always help sick mice.