Flapmisfon is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive jackal.

Flapmisfon created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapmisfon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flapmisfon, he will cry a lot.

Flapmisfon's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Flapmisfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Never feed lots of carrots to capybaras while wearing blue shoes.