Nullvolpopflan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest snake.

Nullvolpopflan created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nullvolpopflan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nullvolpopflan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nullvolpopflan's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Nullvolpopflan's Holy Commandments

1. Nullvolpopflan must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Run away from yellow badgers, for they are unholy.