Manweghan Nakontkap is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless jaguar.

Manweghan Nakontkap created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Manweghan Nakontkap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Manweghan Nakontkap, he will turn you into a rock.

Manweghan Nakontkap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Manweghan Nakontkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never paint your arms fawn.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Never write about quantum mechanics.