Cudwit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, two-faced jellyfish.

Cudwit created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudwit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudwit, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cudwit's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Cudwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Hide from magenta mites for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.