Metcemyat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring chicken.

Metcemyat created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Metcemyat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Metcemyat, it will think nothing of it.

Metcemyat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Metcemyat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never mention pigs.