Yarllipkab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, capable badger.

Yarllipkab created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yarllipkab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yarllipkab, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yarllipkab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yarllipkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Hide if nine hamsters approach from the south.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.