Didcatbest is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, weak weasel.

Didcatbest created the Black Eye Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Didcatbest, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Didcatbest, she will not care at all.

Didcatbest's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Didcatbest's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three copper sculptures of Didcatbest on top of important buildings.

2. Worship no other gods but Didcatbest.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Didcatbest.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.