Stafhatbed is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, egotistical rat.

Stafhatbed created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Stafhatbed, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stafhatbed, she will jump up and down on your head.

Stafhatbed's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Stafhatbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Never write about nebulae.