Jatmatbog Stigmatquill Rullunzod is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust hyena.

Jatmatbog Stigmatquill Rullunzod created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatmatbog Stigmatquill Rullunzod, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jatmatbog Stigmatquill Rullunzod, it will turn you into a worm.

Jatmatbog Stigmatquill Rullunzod's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jatmatbog Stigmatquill Rullunzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near moths while wearing fawn shoes and balancing three carbon spheres on your head.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.