Lagbastvin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited goose.

Lagbastvin created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagbastvin, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lagbastvin, she will turn you into a frog.

Lagbastvin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Lagbastvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not keep six sheep in a large pit.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Never mention dolphins.