Hadveenpakhon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic jellyfish.

Hadveenpakhon created a photon four million years ago.

If you believe in Hadveenpakhon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hadveenpakhon, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Hadveenpakhon's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Hadveenpakhon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hadveenpakhon.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never sit near mice.

5. Do not jump in public.