Panghigyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, witless gorilla.

Panghigyatt created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panghigyatt, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Panghigyatt, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Panghigyatt's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Panghigyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.