Hunlopdum is a god.

He takes the form of a large, capable salamander.

Hunlopdum created the Andromeda Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunlopdum, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hunlopdum, he will throw large rocks at you.

Hunlopdum's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hunlopdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Pray towards the east.