Kambogken is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, humane bird.

Kambogken created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kambogken, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kambogken, he will turn you into a dog.

Kambogken's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Kambogken's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of mice.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Always help goats.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Run away from yellow ducks, for they are unholy.