Rowyakhoncarratbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, resourceful hummingbird.

Rowyakhoncarratbonk created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowyakhoncarratbonk, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowyakhoncarratbonk, he will turn you into a goat.

Rowyakhoncarratbonk's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Rowyakhoncarratbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

3. Hide if seven squirrels approach from the north.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Rowyakhoncarratbonk loves geese, so they must be honoured.