Hogvin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, smart wyvern.

Hogvin created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogvin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hogvin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hogvin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hogvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about squirrels.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.