Wignanpark is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring lion.

Wignanpark created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wignanpark, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wignanpark, he will not care at all.

Wignanpark's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Wignanpark's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not keep five dolphins in a large pit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help tortoises.

5. Always help sick snails.