Cubfarnfut is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional camel.

Cubfarnfut created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cubfarnfut, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cubfarnfut, she will turn you into a goat.

Cubfarnfut's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cubfarnfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange hats.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Worship no other gods but Cubfarnfut.

5. Do not drink alcohol.