Fudbapdudrot is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unjust human.

Fudbapdudrot created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudbapdudrot, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fudbapdudrot, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fudbapdudrot's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fudbapdudrot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white seals, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about spacetime.

3. Erect five titanium sculptures of Fudbapdudrot on top of important buildings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about dark energy near moths while wearing magenta scarves and balancing eight nickel spheres on your feet.