Laktalgid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, prudent goose.

Laktalgid created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Laktalgid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Laktalgid, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Laktalgid's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Laktalgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never wear blue corsets.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Laktalgid.

5. Always stare at clouds.