Dinbamsis is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing dingo.

Dinbamsis created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbamsis, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dinbamsis, she will remove you from existence.

Dinbamsis' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dinbamsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to tortoises while wearing purple rings.

3. Dinbamsis loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Never feed tomatoes to swans while wearing cyan ear rings.

5. Never look at moons.