Bafgabnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, witty parrot.

Bafgabnurl created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafgabnurl, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bafgabnurl, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bafgabnurl's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Bafgabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bafgabnurl in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about dark energy near great tits while wearing black coats and balancing nine zinc spheres on your back.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.