Flybidvan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty squid.

Flybidvan created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flybidvan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flybidvan, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flybidvan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Flybidvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. You must pray to Flybidvan five times a day.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flybidvan.