Fudtettiquaf Ontbusgatcadzednilbumzig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, prudent goblin.

Fudtettiquaf Ontbusgatcadzednilbumzig created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudtettiquaf Ontbusgatcadzednilbumzig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fudtettiquaf Ontbusgatcadzednilbumzig, she will make you grow a tail.

Fudtettiquaf Ontbusgatcadzednilbumzig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Fudtettiquaf Ontbusgatcadzednilbumzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill gulls.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not hurt foxes.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not cook food in pots.