Sakbetgof is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, calm jellyfish.

Sakbetgof created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakbetgof, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sakbetgof, it will not care.

Sakbetgof's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Sakbetgof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never laugh near swans.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.