Buswanjatgessfetcipgat is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered crane.

Buswanjatgessfetcipgat created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Buswanjatgessfetcipgat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Buswanjatgessfetcipgat, it will boil you in a big pot.

Buswanjatgessfetcipgat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Buswanjatgessfetcipgat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never leap near tapirs.

4. Do not hurt dogs.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.