Tafmilgon is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent crab.

Tafmilgon created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafmilgon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tafmilgon, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tafmilgon's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tafmilgon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tafmilgon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tafmilgon.