Sasbepont is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring wren.

Sasbepont created matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasbepont, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sasbepont, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sasbepont's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sasbepont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Always help snails.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. You must never eat peanuts.